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An 18 × 24 archival print of the original Nutzilla poster, hung in a reclaimed-oak frame and ready to mount. The same artwork that started the whole mythology. Numbered edition of 500.
Wear it. Frame it. Stick it. The Nutzilla poster, off the side of the bag and onto everything else.
An 18 × 24 archival print of the original Nutzilla poster, hung in a reclaimed-oak frame and ready to mount. The same artwork that started the whole mythology. Numbered edition of 500.
Charcoal heavyweight cotton long sleeve with a small chest print of the gear-and-acorn mark, plus a full INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH NUTS lockup running down the left sleeve. Sizes XS–3XL.
Mid-weight charcoal crewneck sweatshirt with the full Nutzilla kaiju poster printed across the back and a small N mark on the right cuff. Brushed-fleece interior. Sizes XS–3XL.
Heather-grey tee with a small left-chest print: NUTS FOR NUTS, with a ground squirrel poking its head through the O, a hazelnut in both paws. The whole orchard fights us for these. Sizes XS–3XL.
Charcoal tee built like a shop rag. A welder torches the hull of a rocket on the back under PASS ME SOME NUTS; a hazelnut sits inside a gear on the left chest, with INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH NUTS down the sleeve. Sizes XS–3XL.
Nine die-cut weatherproof vinyl stickers on one sheet — Nutzilla wordmark, kaiju astronaut, helmet, gear-and-acorn, gloved hand, the Nut Roast Engineer badge, and three hazelnut variations.
Nutzilla started as the kaiju on the side of the hazelnut bag. People kept asking where to get it on a shirt, so here it is — tees, a crewneck, a sticker sheet, and a framed print of the original.
None of it sells at the farmstand. Only here.