A Sub-brand of Jon’s Astronuts

Nutzilla Merch.

Wear it. Frame it. Stick it. The merch arm of the Astronuts farm, designed by the same poster artist who did the side of the bag.

Framed Nutzilla art print hanging on a black wall, with kaiju astronaut and rising-sun rays
Fuels the kaiju in you.

Nutzilla Banner

An 18 × 24 archival print of the original Nutzilla poster, hung in a reclaimed-oak frame and ready to mount. The same artwork that started the whole mythology. Numbered edition of 500.

18 × 24 in · oak frame · numbered /500

$85.00 ADD TO BAG →
Charcoal Nutzilla long-sleeve t-shirt with red chest mark and sleeve print
Industrial strength nuts.

Long-Sleeve Tee

Charcoal heavyweight cotton long sleeve with a small chest print of the gear-and-acorn mark, plus a full INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH NUTS lockup running down the left sleeve. Sizes XS–3XL.

100% heavyweight cotton · screen-printed · ships in 5–7 days

$42.00 ADD TO BAG →
Charcoal crewneck sweatshirt with full Nutzilla poster printed on the back
Wear the whole poster.

Kaiju Crewneck

Mid-weight charcoal crewneck sweatshirt with the full Nutzilla kaiju poster printed across the back and a small N mark on the right cuff. Brushed-fleece interior. Sizes XS–3XL.

Mid-weight cotton fleece · DTG back print · ships in 7–10 days

$68.00 ADD TO BAG →
Vinyl sticker sheet with nine Nutzilla designs on a black background
Stick it everywhere.

Sticker Sheet

Nine die-cut weatherproof vinyl stickers on one sheet — Nutzilla wordmark, kaiju astronaut, helmet, gear-and-acorn, gloved hand, the Nut Roast Engineer badge, and three hazelnut variations.

9 stickers · vinyl · weatherproof · 5 × 7 sheet

$12.00 ADD TO BAG →
Why this exists

The merch line came out of one bag.

The original Nutzilla poster was drawn by a friend who designed concert posters and owed Jon a favor. It went on the side of the bag, and people kept asking where they could get it on a shirt.

So we made shirts. And stickers. And pins. And a framed print of the original. None of it is for sale at the farmstand — only here.

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