A Sub-brand of Jon’s Astronuts

Nutzilla Merch.

Wear it. Frame it. Stick it. The Nutzilla poster, off the side of the bag and onto everything else.

Framed Nutzilla art print hanging on a black wall, with kaiju astronaut and rising-sun rays
Fuels the kaiju in you.

Nutzilla Banner

An 18 × 24 archival print of the original Nutzilla poster, hung in a reclaimed-oak frame and ready to mount. The same artwork that started the whole mythology. Numbered edition of 500.

18 × 24 in · oak frame · numbered /500

$85.00 ADD TO BAG →
Charcoal Nutzilla long-sleeve t-shirt with red chest mark and sleeve print
Industrial strength nuts.

Long-Sleeve Tee

Charcoal heavyweight cotton long sleeve with a small chest print of the gear-and-acorn mark, plus a full INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH NUTS lockup running down the left sleeve. Sizes XS–3XL.

100% heavyweight cotton · screen-printed · ships in 5–7 days

$42.00 ADD TO BAG →
Charcoal crewneck sweatshirt with full Nutzilla poster printed on the back
Wear the whole poster.

Kaiju Crewneck

Mid-weight charcoal crewneck sweatshirt with the full Nutzilla kaiju poster printed across the back and a small N mark on the right cuff. Brushed-fleece interior. Sizes XS–3XL.

Mid-weight cotton fleece · DTG back print · ships in 7–10 days

$68.00 ADD TO BAG →
Heather-grey t-shirt with a 'Nuts For Nuts' chest print and a squirrel in the O
You and the squirrels agree.

Nuts For Nuts Tee

Heather-grey tee with a small left-chest print: NUTS FOR NUTS, with a ground squirrel poking its head through the O, a hazelnut in both paws. The whole orchard fights us for these. Sizes XS–3XL.

100% combed cotton · screen-printed chest · ships in 5–7 days

$34.00 ADD TO BAG →
Charcoal t-shirt back print of a welder working on a rocket with the words Pass Me Some Nuts
Pass me some nuts.

Industrial Strength Tee

Charcoal tee built like a shop rag. A welder torches the hull of a rocket on the back under PASS ME SOME NUTS; a hazelnut sits inside a gear on the left chest, with INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH NUTS down the sleeve. Sizes XS–3XL.

100% heavyweight cotton · back + chest + sleeve print · ships in 5–7 days

$36.00 ADD TO BAG →
Vinyl sticker sheet with nine Nutzilla designs on a black background
Stick it everywhere.

Sticker Sheet

Nine die-cut weatherproof vinyl stickers on one sheet — Nutzilla wordmark, kaiju astronaut, helmet, gear-and-acorn, gloved hand, the Nut Roast Engineer badge, and three hazelnut variations.

9 stickers · vinyl · weatherproof · 5 × 7 sheet

$12.00 ADD TO BAG →
Why this exists

The merch line came off the bag.

Nutzilla started as the kaiju on the side of the hazelnut bag. People kept asking where to get it on a shirt, so here it is — tees, a crewneck, a sticker sheet, and a framed print of the original.

None of it sells at the farmstand. Only here.

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