The Nuts

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Jon's Astronuts raw in-shell hazelnuts pouch — black-and-white, husked nut on the rocket
in-shell

Raw, in shell

Cracked at the table. Stored cold from the day they came off the tree. Shipped within a week of harvest in fall, frozen-fresh the rest of the year. Buy them by the pound and put a nutcracker on the counter.

$18.00 · 16oz ADD TO BAG →
Jon's Astronuts roasted salted hazelnuts pouch — black-and-white, reads Otherworldly Nuts
roasted

Roasted salted

Lightly roasted to preserve that buttery taste, adequately salted to perfection. The everyday Astronut — dry-salted, never oily, eaten a handful at a time straight from the bag.

$22.00 · 12oz ADD TO BAG →
Jon's Astronuts dark roast hazelnuts pouch — black-and-white, dark roasted nut on the rocket
roasted

Dark roast

Roasted past the safe number. Bitter at the edge, sweet in the middle, the skins mostly off. Eat them by the handful or chop them rough into anything that needs something dark and brown and crunchy on top.

$24.00 · 12oz ADD TO BAG →
Jon's Astronuts candied hazelnuts pouch — black-and-white, glazed nut on the rocket
candied

Candied

Caramelized in raw sugar until they crackle, then broken into clusters. Sweet, glassy, and dangerous by the bowl. Scatter them over ice cream or just admit what they really are and eat them like candy.

$26.00 · 8oz ADD TO BAG →
The Astronuts gift box, three jars and a poster
gift

The Astronuts box

Three jars (raw in-shell, salted, candied), a folded Nutzilla poster, and a card with one recipe printed on it. Ships in a black-and-white box. Send it to a person who has too much of everything else.

$58.00 · 32oz ADD TO BAG →